It’s been 30 (that’s T-H-I-R-T-Y) years since a seagull met
with a baseball in Toronto and died.
For those of you who may not remember, or were not born, or perhaps were not even a twinkle in your parents' eyes, here’s what
happened.
It was a hot hazy evening on August 4, 1983. The Blue Jays were playing the New York
Yankees at Exhibition Stadium, uh…this is where games were played before the dome
was built. There was a crowd of 36,000
people, all happy and joyous, sipping their beers and enjoying their nuts. They had no way of knowing the horror that
was about to befall on them.
Exhibition Stadium |
At the end of the fifth inning warm-up, a Yankee player by
the name of Dave Winfield, threw a ball which, to this day, is unbeatable in
terms of the lengthy “excitement” that followed. The ball he threw, had the disastrous
consequence of meeting a seagull that had been minding its own business (and
perhaps enjoying the game) from the right centre-field. Just like that, the bird lay dead on the
astro-turf.
A very bad day indeed for that seagull. And worse for the ball boy who was sent out to
retrieve both ball and bird. Imagine the
trauma that poor kid would have suffered.
He could still be in therapy today.
Upon realizing what they had just witnessed, the crowd went crazy. Now in a fowl mood they booed, and chanted, “Winfield sucks.” In Toronto, that’s as ugly as it got in
1983.
Before Winfield could say, “Oh poop,” he was arrested. There
were witnesses after all, 36,000 in fact. Some claimed the bird had been watching the
game for the last three innings and causing no one any harm. Others claimed the bird looked sort of sickly
to start with. One woman was so distraught, she has never
returned to see a baseball game. The
main witness however, was a cop from 14 division. He saw the whole thing play
out—bird, ball, collision, dead.
The ball that killed the bird |
Clearly, despite how this police officer felt about the
whole incident, he must have been a serious baseball fan at heart. He waited
until the game was over (Yankees-3; Blue Jays-1) to make the arrest. Dave Winfield was charged with “unnecessary suffering to an animal”, a charge which would later be dropped.
August of 1983 was slow for news in the city. The Winfield/seagull story was pretty much all the media outlets covered that month—oh wait, we didn’t
have the Fords at city hall back then.
For weeks following the seagull event, the citizens of Toronto
sought answers and debated: Was the bird
injured prior to its untimely meeting with the ball? Did Winfield aim the ball intentionally
at the bird? Why was the feathered creature there in the first place?
In 1983, Toronto had a seagull problem. There were simply too many. The squirmish at Exhibition Stadium became the
springboard for discussions on what should be done about the bird
population. That was the real issue. Up until the evening of August 4th, to deal with the excessive number of seagulls, citizens of Toronto simply protected their food and hosed car and self as
required. No big deal.
But the sudden presence of a dead seagull in front of
thousands of people, well, it was just too much. Something had to be done. One suggestion was to bring Winfield back to
Toronto and let him at them. That didn’t
fly.
In 1984 Toronto initiated strict bird control. Seagulls be gone.
And Dave Winfield did return to the city. He played for the Blue Jays during the 1992
season, driving home the winning run during the World Series championship.
All the flapping from August of 1983 was forgiven.
No comments:
Post a Comment